"you should meet my girlfriend. i bet she could teach you how to be pretty."

"oww! you kissed my eye, buttwipe!"
"i made you a cookie but i eated it."
"your fishy appears to have died of thirst. have a bandaid and come back to see me in three weeks."
chibi #1: "i love you."
chibi #2: "lala. la. laa."
"i wish i had a nose."
"i hope now that i took it out, you'll keep it cuz i dont have a clue how to put it back. and if you dont want it cuz its full of blood, dont worry cuz i can wash it off, and put a ribbon around it. anyways, just wanted to say i love you.....by the way, im about to faint, so take it fast..."
"teddies dont hug back, but sometimes theyre all youve got.
"i went to pick you a flower, but it was a venus fly trap and it bit my head, so i killed it and got you this piece of grass instead."
"i would hug you if my arms werent so nubbly."
homer simpsons brain. XD
a really good cosplay of zero from vampire knight....
"if you get wet, youll get sick."

"i remember being attacked by a giant screaming rainbow....but it was just technical difficulties."
"you cant make a rainbow without any rain."
"you made my heart too happy, so i vomited blood."
"if i promise not to kill you, can i have a hug?"
"my favorite thing about gummy worms is that they dont fight back when you bite their heads off."
yuki cross from vampire knight.
"i may not look like much, but im a pro at pretending to be a ninja."
"can we keep him?"
"i did not hit you....i simply high-fived your face."
"no matter how much i practice, i cant make drawings of you pretty enough..."