"you should meet my girlfriend. i bet she could teach you how to be pretty."

 "oww! you kissed my eye, buttwipe!"

 "i made you a cookie but i eated it."

"your fishy appears to have died of thirst. have a bandaid and come back to see me in three weeks."

 chibi #1: "i love you."

chibi #2: "lala. la. laa."

  

 "awwwww. the sky is crying."

"i wish i had a nose."

"i hope now that i took it out, you'll keep it cuz i dont have a clue how to put it back. and if you dont want it cuz its full of blood, dont worry cuz i can wash it off, and put a ribbon around it. anyways, just wanted to say i love you.....by the way, im about to faint, so take it fast..."

 "teddies dont hug back, but sometimes theyre all youve got.

 "i went to pick you a flower, but it was a venus fly trap and it bit my head, so i killed it and got you this piece of grass instead."

 
 "i would hug you if my arms werent so nubbly."

 homer simpsons brain. XD

 a really good cosplay of zero from vampire knight....

escape the fate. 

 "if you get wet, youll get sick."

"apples?"

"i remember being attacked by a giant screaming rainbow....but it was just technical difficulties."

 "you cant make a rainbow without any rain."

 "you made my heart too happy, so i vomited blood."

 "if i promise not to kill you, can i have a hug?"

"my favorite thing about gummy worms is that they dont fight back when you bite their heads off."

yuki cross from vampire knight.

 "i may not look like much, but im a pro at pretending to be a ninja."

 "can we keep him?"

"procrastination: ill find a picture for it later."

"giving up doesnt always mean you are weak. sometimes it just mean youre strong enough to let go."

 "i did  not hit you....i simply high-fived your face."

"no matter how much i practice, i cant make drawings of you pretty enough..."