i doubt anyone will actually read this whole thing. :]

this weekend..... way too much happened for two days. :] on friday after school my dad picked me up and we went home and had to pack up the car.... but then they had to go and get the brides petticoat, which she had forgotten and realized that when they were like six hours away.... smart... but then they came back and we had to go... so we were driving for about two hours... .but then there was an accident or something and it took us two hours to drive forty miles. then when we started driving again, there was another accident and we had to wait again, but i forgot for how long. so when we got out of that accident, we went to a brewery called lengthwise and had food there, and that must have been the best hot dog i have ever had in my life. :D then the GPS tried to kill us at 11:50 at night by sending us up a dirt road in a mini van... we almost got stuck, but then my mom was threatening that she was going to throw it out the window if he didnt turn it off and turn around. so we got there at about maybe one in the morning, and then i was night time high, so i could barely fall asleep. then when i fell asleep i was really tired in the morning and my sister decided to wake everybody up at seven thirty. so i was a bit pissed at her, then we all got up and out of the house at like ten. then we went and explored the town. then we had breakfast, and i found out that i was officially sick. i was coughing a lot. now im just sniffly. but anyway. after we got "home" me and rhianna and jordan (one of my parents friends sons that ive known since he was born) went downstairs, and i played foozeball (or however you spell it) for the first time in my life. and... i failed. i lost to jordan ten to two. x]

ima re-edit this in the morning..

well, that didnt go as planned. who was it that forgot the key? ¬.¬ anyway...... saturday, right? yea. so after the foozeball then we had to get ready because everyone had woken up after their nap. so i waited until frannie (jordans mom) was out of the shower, then i had to teach my mother how to use a hair straightener, because she had a curl in her hair that she didnt want. so after that, i took a shower and got out to find that she still hadnt used the straightener and had it on on a cardboard box. smart. then she went and used it in the bathroom instead.... D: god... but then while she did that i got into my dress... then i had to do my bangs cause they were all fluffy. then i put my hair up and got my make u

p done and everything and i felt way too over-feminized. [wait, where did the thing go to change the font?] i had make up on. [all the pretty, pretty ones, wanna get you high.but all the pretty, pretty ones, will leave you low, and blow your mind. were all stars now, in the dope show. were all stars now, in the dope show. they love you when youre on all the covers, when youre not, then they love another. well, theres some random lyrics out of nowhere. :D] it was annoying. but at the wedding, it was raining. it was supposed to be an outdoor wedding, but it was like maybe sixty degrees outside, so it went inside. i was happy for that because i was freezing and in a paper thin, sleeveless dress. but the wedding was nice. the cake was amazing. it had leaves and the outside was solid white chocolate.... om nom nom nom nom nom........... but anyway. xD after the vow saying thingies... me and olivia were walking around, (yes, she learned how to walk now.) and there was this little boy, kaiden, who was about three. he was the son of two lesbians, and the first person ive met like that. i think he was afraid of me. he was a little ball of energy, jumping around like he was on a trampoline the whole time. then him and his mother (the more feminine one) where by the dance floor dancing, livy dragged me over there, and just stood there by him. then his mother was just like "kaiden, ask her to dance!" so he put his hand out, took hers, and said "will you dance with me?" it was adorable. olivia just looked at me as if to say either "what do i do?" or "help...me...." [i really should sew my pants. the hole is getting huge....] so olivia sorta clung to me, and then walked away. after that, every time his mom saw her, she would say, "look kaiden, its your girlfriend! why dont you go say hi?" it was...very amusing.[outside, its cold, the ground is painted purple with the flowers of the tree, and theres a bird that sounds like a car alarm.] [ima go eat.] [that ramen tasted horrible. i dont think i let it sit long enough.]

re-re-edited.

after the wedding we went back to the house, and because kaiden and his parents were staying with friends, an hour away, they stayed with us and slept in the room downstairs. (kaiden had adorable froggie pajamas. :] ) then in the morning i was woken up at ten. we were to go next door to the brides mothers house for brunch. [my stomach hurts so much right now. im so hungry..] that was really good food. thats all i remember. i dont even remember what i ate. :D something with bacon and a chocolate muffin. mmmmmm...... [i get distracted on food too much.] [interwebz isnt working...again. -.-] but after food, we watched this video thingy that the photographer spent the night trying to put together....he did a pretty good job at it too. it showed pictures of the wedding. and the very last song was a green day song. [deviantart isnt loading again. -.-] he didnt really look like a green day fan. but it went with the video. so after that, me and olivia were walking around. (she was walking down the stairs. :D ) then i got over heated and had to go back and i sat by the car waiting to leave while olivia and mother walked around. they were walking, and my mom said "j, look at this." (j is my dads nickname. just the letter j.) me and him both looked, and the ground was white, and moving. and....flying away. i got up to look at it, and mother said "termites." "what? why are there termites here?" "i dont know. or just winged ants." so, there were termites flying around. great. so eventually they were all flying around, then a minute later, they were all gone. then we left. and it was another long drive home. then jose was mad at me for not calling him the whole weekend. :] oh well. wow, that did turn out long. but it was a long weekend. [deviantart is working again. :D i put some stuff up.]