lines from the 1986 labyrinth

[first lines]
Sarah: Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great...
[thunder rumbles]
Sarah: For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line.
[Sarah looks up the line from the Labyrinth book]
Sarah: You have no power over me.

The Hat: Eh. Huh? How's that for brainpower, eh?
The Wiseman: Be quiet! So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.
The Hat: Ah, nuts.
The Wiseman: So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.
The Hat: Heh, will you listen to this crap!
The Wiseman: Will you please... be... QUIET! Okay?
The Hat: All right!
The Wiseman: All right?
The Hat: Okay, okay!

Left Door Knocker: It's very rude to stare!
Sarah: Oh! I'm sorry, I was just wondering which door to choose.
Left Door Knocker: HUH?
Right Door Knocker: [muffled] It's no good asking him, he's deaf as a post!
Left Door Knocker: Don't talk with your mouth full!
Right Door Knocker: [muffled] I'm not talking with my mouth full, I...
Sarah: Wait, wait, I can't understand you.
[she takes the ring out of his mouth]
Right Door Knocker: Ah! Mm. Oh, oh, it is so good to get that thing out.
Sarah: What were you saying?
Right Door Knocker: I said, it's no good talking to him, he's deaf as a post.
Left Door Knocker: Mumble mumble mumble! You're a wonderful conversational companion!
Right Door Knocker: You can talk, all you do is moan!
Left Door Knocker: No good! Can't hear you!
Sarah: What's behind these doors?
Left Door Knocker: WHAT?
Right Door Knocker: Search me. We're just the knockers!
[laughs]
Sarah: Oh.
[she goes to the left door, pushes on it]
Sarah: How do I get through?
Left Door Knocker: HUH?
Right Door Knocker: Knock, and the door will open!
Sarah: Oh.
Ludo: [with the ring in his mouth] Hmmph?
Sarah: [amused] Ludo!
[she takes the ring from Ludo, holds it out to the Right Door Knocker]
Right Door Knocker: Hey! I don't want that thing back in my mouth!
Sarah: C'mon, I want to knock!
Right Door Knocker: MM-MM!
Left Door Knocker: Huh. Doesn't want his ring back in his mouth, eh? Can't say I blame him.
[Sarah holds the Right Door Knocker's nose so that he has to open his mouth; she stuffs the ring back in and knocks; the door opens]
Sarah: Sorry.
Right Door Knocker: [muffled] That's all right, I'm used to it.

Jareth: And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.
Hoggle: Y-you will?
Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench!
[laughs]


Hoggle: What did you have to go and do a thing like that for?
Sarah: Do what? You mean rescue you?
Hoggle: No! You kissed me!

Fiery 1: Hey! Hey! Her head don't come off!
Sarah: Of course it doesn't!
Fiery 2: Hey, lady! Where are you going with a head like that?
Fiery 3: Hey, man! I know what we can do! Take off her head! Ha-ha!

Sarah: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl whose stepmother always made her stay home with the baby. And the baby was a spoiled child, and wanted everything to himself, and the young girl was practically a slave. But what no one knew is that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the the girl, and he had given her certain powers. So one night, when the baby had be particularly cruel to her, she called on the goblins for help!
Goblin: [inside the closet] Listen!
Sarah: "Say your right words," the goblins said, "and we'll take the baby to the castle, and you will be free!" But the girl knew, that the Goblin King would keep the baby in his castle for ever and ever and ever, and turn it into a goblin! And so the girl suffered in silence. Until one day, when she was tired from a day of housework, and she was hurt by the harsh words of her stepmother, and she could no longer stand it...
Sarah: I can bear it no longer! Goblin King! Goblin King! Wherever you may be take this child of mine far away from me!
Goblin: That's not it! Where did she get that rubbish? It doesn't even start with "I wish!"

Jareth: You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth, before your baby brother becomes one of us... forever.

Hoggle: And you wouldn't be so brave if you'd ever smelled the Bog of Eternal Stench. It's, it's...
Sarah: Is that all it does, is smell?
Hoggle: Oh, believe me, that's enough! But the worst thing is, if you so much as set a foot in the Bog of Stench, you'll smell bad for the rest of your life. It'll never wash off.

Jareth: Well, what have we here?
Hoggle: Oh, uh, nothin'.
Jareth: Nothing? Nothing? NOTHING? Nothing, tra la la?

Sarah: You're horrible!
Hoggle: No, I ain't. I'm Hoggle.

Ludo: SMELL BAD!

Stepmother: She treats me like a wicked stepmother in a fairy story, no matter what I say.

Jareth: I've brought you a gift.
Sarah: What is it?
Jareth: It's a crystal. Nothing more. But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams. But this is not a gift for an ordinary girl who takes care of a screaming baby.

Sarah: Ow! It bit me!
Hoggle: What'd you expect fairies to do?
Sarah: I thought they did nice things, like... like granting wishes.
Hoggle: Shows what you know, don't it?

Sarah: Okay, let's handle this thing logically. What exactly have you sworn?
Didymus: I have sworn with my life's blood, none shall pass this way without *my* permission!
Sarah: Well... May we have your permission?
Didymus: Well I, uh... I... that is, uh... hm... Yes?

Didymus: Sir Ludo, canst thou summon up the very rocks?
Ludo: Sure. Rocks friends.

Jareth: You remind me of the babe.
Goblin: What babe?
Jareth: The babe with the power.
Goblin: What power?
Jareth: The power of voodoo.
Goblin: Who do?
Jareth: You do.
Goblin: Do what?
Jareth: Remind me of the babe.

The Worm: 'Allo.
Sarah: Did you say... hello?
The Worm: No, I said "'allo," but that's close enough.
Sarah: Oh... you're a worm, aren't you?
The Worm: Yeah, that's right.
Sarah: You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you?
The Worm: Who, me? No, I'm just a worm. Say, come inside, and meet the missus.

The Worm: If she'd 'ave kept on goin' down that way she'd 'ave gone straight to that castle.

Jareth: Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one.

Jareth: Your eyes can be so cruel, just as I can be so cruel.

Jareth: Sarah, go back to your room. Play with your toys and your costumes. Forget about the baby.

Hoggle: This is an oubliette, labyrinth's full of 'em.
Sarah: Really. I didn't know that.
Hoggle: Oh don't act so smart. You don't even know what an oubliette is.
Sarah: Do you?
Hoggle: Yes. It's a place you put people... to forget about 'em!

Sarah: Give me the child.
Jareth: Sarah, beware. I have been generous, up till now. I can be cruel.
Sarah: Generous? What have you done that's generous?
Jareth: Everything! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?

Top Red Guard: Well the only way out of here is to try one of these doors!
Top Blue Guard: One of them leads to the castle at the end of the labyrinth, and the other one leads to...
Top Red Guard: Ba-baba-BOOM!
Top Blue Guard: Certain DEATH!
all 4 guards at once: Ooooooooooooohhhhh!


Fiery 1: When your thing gets wild, chilly down, chilly down!

Jareth: Higgle...
Hoggle: Hoggle!
Jareth: Yes, If I thought that for one second that you would betray me, I would be forced to suspend you, head first, in the Bog of Eternal Stench.
Hoggle: [falls to his knees] Oh no! Your Majesty, not the eternal stench!
Jareth: Oh, yes!

Jareth: [to Toby] In 9 hours and 23 minutes... you'll be mine.

Jareth: Hello, Hedgewart.
Sarah: Hogwart.
Hoggle: Hog-gle!

Hoggle: You have to understand my position. I'm a coward. And Jareth scares me.
Sarah: What kind of a position is that?
Hoggle: No position! That's my point.

Sarah: That's not fair!
Jareth: You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?

Sarah: You're him, aren't you? You're the Goblin King! I want my brother back, please, if it's all the same.
Jareth: What's said is said.
Sarah: But, I didn't mean it.
Jareth: Oh, you didn't?

Jareth: Tell me Sarah, what do you think of my labyrinth?

The Hat: It's so stimulating being your hat.

Jareth: Turn back, Sarah. Turn back before it's too late.
Sarah: I can't. Don't you understand I can't?
Jareth: What a pity.

Jareth: So, the Labyrinth is a piece of cake, is it? Well, let's see how you deal with this little slice...

[Ludo and Didymus are fighting, Didymus climbs up Ludo's back]
Didymus: All right then! I can conquer this mountain!

Jareth: How you turn my world, you precious thing.

Jareth: It's only forever, not long at all.

[last lines]
Didymus: I say, does anyone want to play a game of Scrabble?

Hoggle: Them's my rightful property. It's not fair.
Sarah: No, it isn't. But that's the way it is.

[repeated line]
Sarah: It's not fair!


Jareth: Well? Laugh.

Sarah: Help! Stop it! Help!
Helping Hand: What do you mean "help"? We are helping.
Different Helping Hand: We're Helping Hands.
Sarah: You're hurting!
Helping Hand: Would you like us to let go? Heh-heh...
[They loosen their grip, Sarah starts to slide downward]
Sarah: No!
[They catch hold of her again]
Helping Hand: Well then, come on, which way?
Sarah: Which way?
Helping Hand: Up, or down?
Sarah: Oh...
Helping Hand: Come on, come on.
Different Helping Hand: We haven't got all day.
Different Helping Hand: Well, it's a big decision for her.
Different Helping Hand: Which way do you want to go, hm?
Sarah: Oh.
Helping Hand: Yes, which way?
Sarah: Well... since I'm pointed that way, I guess I'll go down.
Helping Hand: She chose DOOOOOWN!
Different Helping Hand: She chose down? Heh!
[they let go]
Sarah: Was that wrong?
Helping Hand: Too late now!

Goblin: Your mother is a fraggin' aardvark!

First Statue: Don't go on...
Second Statue: Go back, while you still can...
Third Statue: This is not the way...
Fourth Statue: Take heed, and go no further...
Fifth Statue: Beware, beware...
Sixth Statue: Soon it will be too late...
Hoggle: Ah, don't pay any attention to them, they're just false alarms. You get a lot of them in the Labyrinth, especially when you're on the right track.
Seventh Statue: Oh, no you're not!
Hoggle: Oh, shut up.
Seventh Statue: I'm sorry, I'm just doing my job.
Hoggle: Well, you don't have to do it to us.
Eighth Statue: [deep, booming voice] Beware, for...
Hoggle: Just forget it.
Eighth Statue: [normal voice] Oh, please. I haven't said it in such a long time.
Hoggle: Oh, all right. But don't expect a big reaction.
Eighth Statue: No, no, no, of course not.
[clears throat]
Eighth Statue: [deep, booming voice] For the path you will take will lead you to certain destruction!
[normal voice]
Eighth Statue: Thank you very much.

Didymus: [finally entering the castle] Well, come on then!
Sarah: No! I have to face him alone.
Didymus: But why?
Sarah: Because that's the way it's done!
Didymus: Well, if that is the way it is done, then that is the way you must do it. But, should you need us...
Hoggle: Yes, should you need us...
Sarah: I'll call.

Goblin Gunner: FIRE!
[He touches a match to the cannon, and a spiked ball fires. The heroes duck, and it smashes into a wall, sticking there]
Goblin Cannonball: I hit something! Yes? No?

Didymus: [facing the entire Goblin army] All right, charge!
[a cannon fires, and Ambrocious does a quick about-turn and flees]
Didymus: Whoa, not that way! You're going the wrong way! THE BATTLE'S BEHIND US!

Didymus: Ambrocious, unlock this door!
[a spear point taps him on the shoulder, and someone clears his throat. Didymus turns around, and sees a squad of mounted goblins pointing their spears at his chest]
Didymus: So, had enough, eh? All right then, throw down your weapons, and I'll see that you're well-treated.

Didymus: Was that my stomach or your's, Ambrocious?

Goblin: Jump that magic jump on me! Slap that baby, make him free!

Ludo: [in the mirror] Goodbye, Sarah.
Didymus: And remember, fair maiden, should you need us...
Hoggle: Yes, should you need us, for any reason at all...
Sarah: I need you, Hoggle.
Hoggle: You do?
Sarah: [nods] I don't know why, but every now and again in my life - for no reason at all - I need you. All of you.
Hoggle: You do? Well... WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
[she spins around and sees them all in her room, including the goblins. She hugs them all, and a huge party begins]

The Junk Lady: What's the matter, my dear, don't you like your toys?
Sarah: [comes to her senses] It's all junk!
The Junk Lady: [picks up a music box] Well, what about this? This is not junk, eh?
[pause]
Sarah: [smashes music box] Yes, it is!
[Sarah's room crumbles without notice]
Sarah: I have to save Toby!

Hoggle: [sadly, after Sarah broke free from the crystal] Oh, she'll never forgive me. What have I done? I've lost my only friend. That's what I've done.

Sarah: [after eating the peach] Hoggle, what've you done?
Hoggle: [leaves in fear] Oh, damn you, Jareth. And damn me, too.

[Sarah is running away from the Fire Gang]
Fiery 1: Hey, lady! It's against the rules to throwing other people's heads!
Firey 2: Yo! You're only allowed to throw your own head!
Firey 5: Yeah, that's right!

Sarah: [during battle] Ludo, call the rocks!

Jareth: I ask so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want.

the proctor abridgement blues
its pretty trippy. XD i like the doggie at the end. it looked like a kaleidoscope and it went with the song. the only thing i can think of that needs to be changed is the *click*click*click* in the song. all in all, i liked the vid.

cant feel our face
i liked it. it was a bit long though....they should do one where they do a song/vid about their life, because its not like everyone knows them completely. like, what they do for the rest of the day.
i liked the song tho.

hmmm.....saturday i went to the zoo for olivia's actual "birthday party". and i got the extra large bag of kettle corn, the one thats like 3 feet long. XD i finished it yesterday morning. although, i didnt get that cotton candy i was aiming for. D': but oh well. then i had a cupcake. and olivia had another one too.

for about the past week and a half, ive been sleeping on the floor in the living room with my sister due to my mothers lame punishments. but last night i was able to sleep on the floor in what used to be my old room, which i am now cleaning and getting ready to paint. i am going to have to share a room with rhianna (my older little sister...shes 9.10 in may.) so im moving stuff around, dressers and boxes and such, so that i can get to the wall that im going to paint purple, i think.
then ill be able to sleep on a bed again! XD

"its not where youre at, its where youre going!"

this is my baby sister's birth announcement. a whole year late. XD my mom told me the layout, but she didnt know how to make it, so i made it for her. ^~^

so, this is a drawing that i did, and a photoshopped one.

yea, so i did this....since i was bored, had nothing better to do really.

emo/scene hair

it may just be my opinion, but i like these. im probably getting my hair cut soon, so i was looking at the styles and such. i wont be getting any color, because my mom wont let me. >.<>

video critique

"movie number 27"

it was pretty strange, short, but interesting. i liked how it seemed a bit alive, and how it was just like a little creature running away from the camera. it was funny. it made me want to name it. XD

"pokemon"

that was funny. the video matched how everyone felt about the song in the first part. it was really random. 

"i want to be free"

it was very...interesting. it showed the life of a high schooler.....kind of. the song didnt really go with it, but at the same time, it did.  it made me think that a lot of stuff can happen, and im not really sure what to think of it completely. but i liked it. 

"the lamb story"

that was nice. i liked the beginning. the 5-4-3-2-1 part. i liked how it showed everyone smiling. i barely ever see deegan smile, and it made her look a lot less shy. the background music should be louder though. i liked how at the very end, it was all of them at the same time.

fail. XD

i was going to have an english muffin yesterday, but right before i put it in the toaster, i noticed that there was writing on it. it was the "best if used by" date. and the bar code. it was pretty strange.....i ended up having a different english muffin. with strawberry cream cheese. XD

"when i got home, enough of the static

hammer and tools and up to the attic

never knew

 any other girls, or boys

only my toys, toys toys

bang, clang, hammer and twist

nobody knows i exist, and im pissed

but i wont be mentally scarred

instead i make toys, toys of the graveyard"

lmao. XD

yesterday i went to the first funeral ive ever been to. it was my grandpas moms funeral. and since they were jewish, they were talking in hebrew a lot. 

and then i went to this one restaurant and had pizza.

and tried to draw oliver sykes.

that i will post up later. because im too lazy to get up and get my sketch book at the moment. XD

and im listening to everlong. 

im sleepy again....

hello

 ive waited here for you

everlong

tonight

i throw myself into

and out of the red, out of her head she sang

come down

and waste away with me

down with me

somehow

you wanted it to be

im over my head, out of her head she sang

and i wonder

when i sing along with you 

if everything could ever feel this way forever

if anything could ever be this good again

the only thing ill ever ask of you 

youve got to promise not to stop when i say when

she sang

breathe out

so i can breathe you in

hold you in

and now

i know youve always been 

out f you head, out of my head i sang

and i wonder

when i sing along with you 

if everything could ever feel this way forever

if anything could ever be this good again

the only thing ill ever ask of you 

you got to promise not to stop when i say when

she sang

and i wonder 

if everything could ever feel this way forever

if anything could ever be this good again

the only thing ill ever ask of you

youve got to promise not to stop when i say when

yea, i am obviously bored.

i tried to draw the cover for suicide season. well, her head anyway.

i cant get the nose exactly right, so ill just keep adding to it and posting the process.

i was bored.

kim named him sam.

cover for riddle box by insane clown posse.

dr. dementos version of girls by the beasitie boys. XD

squirrels

all we really are is squirrels

we're being hunted we are squirrels

we want to gather nuts

but people splatter our guts

when they're on a country drive

it is'nt easy to survive

back in the other day

i saw a squirrel get blown away

they served him on a dinner tray

they baked him into a suflay

squirrel season opens up today

if you're a squirrel run away

i don't know what else i should say

please call the ASPCA

fur coats from us are made

fur is nice but i like suede

they scrape our fur off with a blade

and never bother with first aid

we squirrels mainly like to play

and we like to catch some rays

please dont kill us this we pray

we're cute and harmless anyway

squirrels we're not delicious

squirrels we are not racoons

squirrels we dont live in palm trees

squirrels or in your bathroom

squirrels

thats all we really are is

squirrels

isnt it fine i am a squirrel

please help em save us we are

squirrels

i wanna whip out my 

squirrel

squirrels

squirrels

squirrels

squirrels

squirrels

squirrels

squirrels

squirrels

okay, i have a problem. i am in journalism for fourth period, and we are currently working on an april fools issue. and because of this, i will make everyone lose the game. =] but, the only problem is that i have to write a six hundred word paper on something that i cant think of. you see, if you think of the game, you lose the game. you can only lose every half hour. funny, isnt it? how the hell am i supposed to write six hundred words about that? i suppose i could also include the secondary game, which you lose every time you think of sex, and that one you can lose every thirty seconds. ^.^ but does anyone have any ideas as to how i am supposed to write that many words about this?

and on another story, last night my mother told me that she had stopped caring about me. actually, her exact words were, "i stopped caring about you when that bill came." what a bitch. really. i was desperately trying not to burst out laughing at that, even though at the same time i was trying to resist smacking her across the face. i know she cares about me, because she makes sure that i dont get in trouble, and she doesnt let me wear the things i want. im not allowed to wear black, or anything with holes. that leaves me to a very small amount of clothing. oh well. i wear the stuff i can get away with in front of her, and the things i cant behind her back. its not like i really care about what she decides to yell in my face.

but all in all, i am amazingly happy, judging by how many people pity my life right now. 

oh, and some lyrics. 

"ladies and gentlemen, welcome to your death. turn the crank, and we'll see whats in store for you, deep within the mighty riddle box!"

"like roses, we blossom then die. we fall apart."

YOU.

you just lost the game.

 XD

REALLY old pictures.

this was me in first grade. fear me, or i will bite your face off. XD

 i like this one better. ^~^

kat.

thanks. you dont even know me, yet you try to help. youre a very nice person, and i would eventually like to get to know you. it also seems like you have a very interesting personality that i can relate to. but like any normal human, you have problems of your own to take care of. yet, you push aside your problems temporarily to try to help others. i thank you for that. you seem like a happy person, like you do know what true happiness feels like. i hope that you arent still cutting, because people care about you and dont want you to hurt yourself. yes, i am a hypocrite. (arent we all in some strange way?) but i care about other people more than i care about myself most of the time. as long as the rest of human society, or at least part of it, is happy then i will be happier. i cant exactly explain it. but thank you for your words of kindness, they mean more than you think. =]

depression?

so, this is pretty funny actually. i am now, uh, really really grounded. because of a phone bill. apparently people went on myspace too much, and the total came to $3,416.44. but my dad said there was some extra, so its about $4,000. 

so as a punishment, my dad said im not allowed to wear black, not allowed to wear jewelry, not allowed

 to have my ipod, not allowed to have my phone, not allowed to go on the computer for any reason (including homework), and not allowed to leave the house for anything but school. im pretty much being put under major lock down. yea, like thats any different from the rest of my life. i dont usually go out, and me not being able to do anything doesnt change it. 

like the bloody marks on my arms and legs will ever fade. they make it worse with each time that they look at me, or when they tell me that they love me. its because i cant begin to try to believe them. they love me because im their daughter. but i cant seem to do anything right for them. i try to do everything they want me to do, but it never seems to be enough. my life is just a spiraling staircase heading further and further towards the basement that my soul is trapped in. i know who i am, vaguely. i dont really want to live anymore, yet i know i am needed and i would hurt too many people if i went through my suicide thoughts. its not that i enjoy pain, its that ive done it so many times that i cant feel it anymore. what more is one, or the thirty to sixty cuts that i have? and yes, i know its that many. ive counted. about thirty five on my wrist, and more on my legs. very few people help, no matter how many try. 

 

and this is just a picture of me and my everlasting boredom.

.....?

okay.....so now i need a topic to rant about......ummmmmmm......

well, first of all, it is raining outside!! yea! XD ooh, i just got a topic....i just got back from picking up my little sister from school. i do this every day. its a three-mile walk from my house to the school and back. and its not like i can control the weather, or the idiots in the cars that decide, "hey, since its raining, and there are pedestrians there, maybe ill drive like a maniac so that the water goes up four feet in the air and goes all over them!!"  really. -.- people should have a bit more respect. theres the idiots that have no sympathy, and then theres the nice, respectful people that go by slowly, making sure not to send any water flying. i encountered both types of people today. (while holding donuts....wednesday is donut day for me a

nd my sister. XD) but i obviously appreciated the few people that slowed down before passing us. :D

and ive had the lyrics to a song called chelsea smile in my head all day.....

ive got a secret

its at the tip of my tongue

at the back of my lungs

and im gonna keep it!

i know something you dont know!!

and thats what ive been hearing in my hea

d all day. oliver sykes screaming. 

oh well. its a good song. ^~^

and this is a picture of oli. i have no clue as to waht he was screaming at the tim

e....but it looks like he was having a good time with it. XD

and this would be my avi.....on gaia if anyone knows what that is. ive almost gotten it to my "dream avi" but that wont

 be for awhile... 

and this would be my "dream avi." and yes, i would definitely dress like this if i had 

what was needed for it. even on a normal day.

 and honestly, i think this one is pretty funny. =]